The ad is not littered. Ads for Noisy Neighbors - Sample Text

Here is a collection of ready-made texts to announce to neighbors, with a request not to litter in the entrance. Most of the texts are in the "humorous" category, the rest is just a requirement to be clean. You can find even more (concerning the ban on littering with cigarette butts) on a separate page.

If you have chosen funny text for publication and posting, make sure that it is adequately perceived by those to whom this text is addressed.

Option number 1

Dear residents!

Earnest request:

  • Don't throw your trash out of windows;
  • Don't leave your trash in stairwells.

Please take out the trash in the trash cans.

LLC UK "Your House"

Option number 2

Have pity on your neighbors !!!

Do not throw rubbish out of windows.

We live in a trash heap!

With a plea in my eyes

your downstairs neighbors.

Option number 3

Dear residents!

We kindly ask you not to throw cigarette butts out of windows and balconies, this has repeatedly led to local fires and fires in your home.

Best regards, administration of the house.

Option number 4

The student needs a job!

I suggest taking your garbage bags from the door of the apartment to the container.

On schedule:

  • three times a week - 150 rubles. (per month), pensioners - 100 rubles. (per month)
  • five times a week - 200 rubles. (per month), pensioners - 150 rubles. (per month)

To order a service and agree on a schedule, call: 8-111-000-22-33 (Zakhar), call from 10:00 am.

Option number 5

Dear dog owners!

We kindly ask you to walk your pets in public places - in diapers!

LLC UZhK "Dvor"

Option number 6

Dear residents and guests of the entrance!

We kindly ask you not to litter the entrance!

Don't turn your house into a ghetto.

Respect yourself and the world around you.

We hope that the meaning of the appeal will reach you.

Option number 7

Our house has an economy-class elevator, that is, without a toilet!

Therefore, bear with the apartment.

Option number 8

Dear residents, neighbors!

Keep clean.

Respect the work of the cleaners and janitors.

We kindly ask you:

  • suppress vandalism and untidiness;
  • stop throwing garbage out of windows (ear sticks, cigarette butts, gaskets, bottles);
  • stop throwing cigarette butts on the entrance visor;
  • keep clean in the local area (walking dogs and children on lawns with plantings is prohibited);
  • stop walking on lawns.

Respect your yard, entrance, your neighbors and the work of utilities!

Option number 9

Dear residents of the upper floors!

Do not throw cigarette butts off the balconies, they can fly into the lower floors and cause a fire!

We, the inhabitants of the lower floors, will have time to run out, but I doubt you ...

Option number 10

Dear residents!

Due to the abnormal heat, the fire hazard has greatly increased!

Therefore, please do not throw cigarette butts, matches and ash through the window - it is unsafe for you and other residents of the entrance.

Best regards, administration.

Option number 11

Citizens!

If you have a difficult financial situation and cannot afford to buy an ashtray, go to the Zootovary store on the back of the house. There you will be presented with it to save you from the deep shame that you experience realizing that you are behaving like pigs, throwing cigarette butts out the window.

Option number 12

Who makes a puddle in the elevator every day?

Smile, now you are filmed by a hidden camera!

The video filmed with your participation will be sent to the police, and also posted on the Internet on the YouTube channel. The country needs to know its heroes, those who are incontinent and do not wear diapers. Your friends will love it!

Drinking too much beer is no excuse! We'll find it anyway!

Option number 13

For the week that you exhibited, the divine boots did not arouse interest even among such rogue as we - your neighbors.

We are not worthy to wear such beauty.

Therefore, we urge you to drop your pride and take them to a landfill.

Option number 14

Dear neighbors!

Please close the door or the cats will disfigure our entire staircase!

Option number 15

Attention!

Garbage in the entrance is allowed to be thrown away only by representatives of mentally unhealthy minorities who have a certificate of registration at a neuropsychiatric dispensary!

Option number 16

An appeal to teenagers!

We remind you that the civilized part of humanity has learned to maintain cleanliness in places common use already several centuries ago. This helped to reduce the spread of epidemics and improve the general health of the population. Therefore, if you not only jumped off the creeper yesterday and even learned to read and write, try not to leave trash in the entrance and keep your house from being populated by rodents, insects that spread infections and other vermin.

And remember: you still have one house, you don’t earn money on the other, and you have nowhere to run from here - you will live with bedbugs, rats and cockroaches ... Being irretrievably sick (from such a neighborhood) people, you will not have the strength to fight the hordes of these animals ...

House board.

Option number 17

Dear residents!

To avoid a fire, kindly request: do not throw cigarette butts into the elevator shaft!

For your own safety!

Option number 18

Dear residents!

In connection with the leaving of the cleaning lady at your address, we ask you to keep the entrance clean and tidy.

Administration of LLC "FinStroy"

Option number 19

Dear neighbors!

If you are sick, sitting with a child or for some other, compelling reason, you cannot go to the store, take out the trash, or you need help with other daily, vital matters, but there is no one to help ... Call me and outside of working hours I will try to you help!

Also, I am ready to help you move, carry or take out large, heavy things or objects.

Phone: 111-22-33, Leonid (call from 11 to 23 hours).

Option number 20

Honorable neighbors!

We live with you in a wonderful house, a monument of cultural heritage. However, it is already old, and all water and sewerage systems are dilapidated.

Our well is often clogged and your neighbors have a flood.

We kindly ask you not to throw it down the toilet:

  • wet wipes;
  • cotton buds;
  • rugs for dogs;
  • sanitary napkin;
  • whole chicken.

These items, alas, are often the cause of emergencies.

With gratitude for your understanding,

your neighbors from the 1st floor.

Option number 21

Comrades smokers!

After the snow cover disappeared around the perimeter of our house, 2,443 cigarette butts were found when counting, 821 of them belonged to women.

Therefore, we kindly ask you, while admiring the surroundings on the balcony, to use an ashtray or a jar of mayonnaise.

The Ministry of Health warns that smoking is a bad habit. Women have an increase in the number of wrinkles, and men have problems communicating with the same women.

Option number 22

Dear mums and dads, grandmothers and grandfathers!

Undoubtedly, our children are the best children in the world! But it is our children who paint in elevators, on staircases and on the walls of our beautiful entrance, litter with candy wrappers and empty packages, smoke and spit on stairs.

Please instill in children (big and small) to respect their work and the work of other people, to maintain cleanliness and order not only in your homes, but also in public places.

Dear Parents! The HOA Board expresses the hope that the children will hear you, and counts on your support!

Option number 23

Comrades tenants!

Don't throw cigarette butts out of windows!

The cigarette butt flies down, but the flames from my apartment will reach yours.

We will cry together!

Turn on your brains and turn on the ashtray, please.

Option number 24

Dear neighbors!

A huge request to the residents of the lower floors: feed the birds on the street, and not from the window. All the crumbs fly into the windows of the lower floors.

Option number 25

Dear residents of the house!

If a garbage bag is found in the entrance, the garbage will be collected and analyzed. The person who threw it out will be established. The defendant will be "rewarded" by the occupants of the entire entrance.

Don't be scruffy! Let's live clean!

Option number 26

Dear neighbors (especially from the upper floors)!

We ask you to throw out the windows of your apartments only:

  • wallets with money;
  • jewelry;
  • mobile phones;
  • expensive shoes and accessories (bags, belts, scarves, cufflinks, etc.).

For other garbage, buy a trash can and throw the trash into the chute, and the cigarette butts into the ashtray!

Don't turn our house and yard into a trash heap! Your children also walk here!

Thanks to those who understood.

Option number 27

Dear neighbors!

Garbage is everyone's personal business!

And if we get all our personal files and put them in the entrance, we will drown with our heads.

In this regard, please do not put your personal on public display!

Let's try to be human and keep the entrance clean.

Thank you for your understanding, your neighbors.

Option number 28

Dear neighbors!

Every day I hear from others that life has become bad, in Europe it is better. So let's start with ourselves. There is no need to shit where you yourself and your loved ones live. Start by not throwing trash at your feet. This is the same as spitting in your tea before drinking it. There is no need to set a bad example for your children.

Thank you for understanding!

Your neighbor.

Option number 29

Black Magic Adept

will bring the evil eye, damage, curse, impotence, diarrhea, alcoholism and acne on everyone who leaves garbage in the entrance, smokes, spoils the walls.

To activate the spell, simply spit on the floor, light a cigarette, or break off plaster.

Option number 30

Dear residents!

Garbage bags must be thrown into the trash can!

The container is located near the hairdresser next to our house. Explanation for the gifted: exit the entrance, turn right, walk to the middle of the house next to it. There is a green tank with a lid and it is in it that you need to throw the garbage.

Option number 31

Instructions for creepers who moved out of the barn:

  1. Garbage is thrown into the trash can.
  2. Then - into the garbage chute, and not through the window.
  3. The cigarette butts are thrown into the ashtray, then into the trash can, not out the window.
  4. There is no garbage chute under the windows!
  5. The garbage chute is on the left when exiting the elevator.
  6. If you don’t find it, ask - they will show you.

If you are not able to follow the instructions, continue to shit, but have with you:

  • bandages (multiple rolls)
  • 2 kg of plaster
  • crutches
  • medical policy

Your neighbors.

Option number 32

Before you throw out the trash in the entrance, do not forget to grunt!

Option number 33

We kindly ask all tenants making repairs!

Remove debris from the entryway and stairs. Otherwise, a fine is provided.

Administration.

Option number 34

Dear neighbors!

We earnestly request: when taking out the garbage to the garbage chute, bring the process to the end!

Nobody is obligated to throw away your bags left here.

What's the point of shitting for yourself?

Your brownie.

Option number 35

Dear neighbors!

If you meet a snake near the garbage bags left near the door (it is small, about 1.5 meters) - do not be alarmed! This is a house python python. He is not interested in you, he only wants your garbage. He attacks very rarely, and only if you beat him. Please do not try to harm him, in order to avoid conflict ... he will still twist and defeat you! Just leave him alone with the trash, when he satisfies his curiosity, he will return home.

Thank you for understanding.

Your Tolerant Neighbors.

Option number 36

Dear residents!

We kindly ask you not to throw garbage from balconies and through windows.

There is a garbage container near each entrance. Additional cleaning of the surrounding area and roof non-residential premises requires, accordingly, additional financial costs.

Please respect yourself and your neighbors.

Homeowners' association board.

Option number 37

Dear neighbors!

It so happened that by the will of fate, you and I are residents of the same entrance!

The sad thing is that we consider only the apartment we live in as our home, forgetting about the entrance.

But this is also our home!

So let's keep our entrance clean in the same way as we keep our apartments clean.

Option number 38

Those who are too lazy to bring garbage to the trash heap!

We kindly ask you to purchase in advance and always have with you:

  • sterile bandage;
  • cotton swab;
  • gauze swab;
  • brilliant green (brilliant green liquid, it is an antiseptic);
  • gypsum.
  • traumatologists;
  • surgeons;
  • dentists;
  • proctologists.

Only if you follow all of the above points, you can feel more or less confident when throwing garbage into the staircase.

Option number 39

Dear residents!

In your entrance, they regularly relieve the need for an elevator, violating sanitary conditions and conditions comfortable stay residents.

Dear residents and guests of the entrance, use the elevator for its intended purpose, relieve needs in places specially designated for these purposes (i.e. in the toilet).

Administration DU-55

Option number 40

Lord tenants!

Walking along the entrance and throwing cigarette butts, matches, packs of cigarettes, shells, husks, candy wrappers, stubs, checks (with mobile phone numbers) and other garbage on the floor - think about the fact that normal people live in the entrance besides you, who are raking after you, these rubble, wish you "health" and "prosperity."

Option number 41

Inhabitants of the entrance, throwing garbage through the window!

We kindly ask you to indicate with chalk (put a cross or "tick") the place where you want to install the trash can, for convenience and accurate hit.

Thanks in advance.

Option number 42

Dear friends!

Let's agree so! You will not smoke, urinate, litter in elevators and on staircases, throw waste past garbage cans, from balcony windows, and also leave garbage in local waste bins.

And we will not catch you for this and turn you over to the police!

Homeowners' association board.

Option number 43

Throwing the trash - there won't be good sex in 5 years!

(popular sign)

Option number 44

Citizens!

Love your home!

Do not throw rubbish in the staircase, elevator, porch!

It will be extremely unpleasant for you when caught, because we guarantee you 100% shame!

Option number 45

Dear tenants (we are not yet writing the numbers of your apartments, but we know them)!

We inform you that in your entrance to get rid of cigarette butts, bottles, used hygiene items and other debris, a garbage chute is adapted, and not the platforms of the lower floors and the area under the windows of your own apartments.

If you need more detailed instructions on how to use a garbage chute, we will provide. Is free!

Option number 46

Lovely assassins!

Try to pee in your corner at home and live with this scent. Maybe you'll understand how it stinks!

Have a conscience! At least respect yourself!

Option number 47

Attention!!!

Throwing bulky items (boxes, etc.), debris into the garbage chute is prohibited, as this causes blockages.

If such cases do not stop, the garbage chute will be completely closed.

Management company "DEZ Central"

Option number 48

All the ground under the windows is littered with cigarette butts ... the guy from the 6th floor is especially trying. Let's chip in and buy him an ashtray?

Option number 49

Dear residents and guests of this entrance!

A hidden video camera will soon be installed here. The identity of the one who piss and poop will be established. Further, this record will be attributed to the famous sorcerer of our city (in the interests of the investigation, his name is not disclosed).

Good luck extreme people!

Option number 50

Do you want to go to Europe?

Don't spit or piss in the elevator! Do not litter in the entrance! Don't throw rubbish near the trash can! Drive by the rules! Make way in public transport! Don't give or take bribes! Don't get drunk half to death! Respect your history and culture - and you yourself will not notice how you find yourself in a civilized state!

Option number 51

Dear residents who are producing garbage in the entrance!

Please, multiplying impurities, at least do not multiply yourself (preferably up to the seventh generation)!

Save the world from yourself and your own kind - your descendants, relatives and friends (if you set an example for them)!

If, despite this appeal, your animal nature still defeated human nature - leaving garbage in the entrance, do not forget to grunt!

Option number 52

Citizens! Shame on you!

Take your household waste to container yards yourself! Don't leave it on the floors!

Taking out your personal trash is not the responsibility of the cleaners and janitors.

Option number 53

Dear residents!

Please do not throw bulky and bulky items (sticks, pieces of styrofoam, pizza boxes, 5 liter plastic containers, blankets, etc.) into the chute.

Anyone who ignores this request will be sanctioned.

Board of your home.

Option number 54

Dear neighbors!

This is no longer an appeal or a request!

This is the last Chinese warning!

Stop dumping cigarette butts (even extinguished ones) from balconies and windows. They still fly through open windows! Your neighbors' living space is not your ashtray.

Use at least some kind of can to dispose of the waste of your addictions.

PS: Since our level of culture and level of intelligence is higher than yours, we will come up with a way to "decorate" your life with no less pleasant waste of life ... so that you don't get bored either.

Option number 55

Please do not turn the entrance into a barn!

If you cannot carry your garbage bag to the place specially designated for it, we will teach by joint efforts.

This is not a hostel!

This is not a farm!

Respect the place you live in.

Option number 56

Neighbors (those who are addicted to throwing garbage from windows and balconies)!

  1. Try to see a psychiatrist, because you have a manic urge to throw bottles and other garbage from the balcony every day, strictly after 22:00.
  2. Can you change your place of residence to one that will be closer to the landfill? Then your blue dream of contemplating a heap of garbage from the window will come true ... Think! And you will be happy, and we will be pleased.

Option number 57

Honorable alcoholic neighbors!

I earnestly ask you not to throw the coveted drink bottles out the window!

You cripple the opinion of the Russian people as creative and intelligent, and also distort the image of the inhabitants of our house and the citizens of Russia in general.

There is a convenient garbage chute at the entrance.

Option number 58

For representatives of humanity who want to live like the inhabitants of the barn!

The family is not without its black sheep and this, apparently, is the eternal misfortune of our people.

Leave your "creativity" on your wallpaper.

You can't create anything beautiful, don't create anything.

Option number 59

Dear smokers!

At the end of the smoking procedure, do not throw the cigarette butts down (and up too), because the following may happen:

  1. Environmental pollution.
  2. Garbage containers ignite.

For the destruction of cigarette butts on the loggia, there are special devices - urns.

P.S.: It is not necessary in practice to look for an answer to the question: "but how can a cigarette butt fly from the loggia to the trash can, and even not go out?"

Best regards, Occupational Safety Engineer

Spiridon Spiridonov.

Option number 60

For God's sake! For the memory of A.S. Pushkin!

For your own safety - do not add trash!

Be human, keep it clean!

Option number 61

Dear Miracle Leaving Trash!

If your frail body once again does not have enough strength to carry your garbage to the garbage site - at the Saturday service in the church I will light a candle for the peace of your soul!

Option number 62

Dear neighbors!

The average price of an apartment in our house = $ 80,000. It is strange that with that kind of money, some parents are not able to buy an easel and paints for their offspring, while others are not able to learn how to use a garbage chute.

Option number 63

We inform the primitive living in our house:

Our civilization has stepped far forward, now no one marks the territory with waste of their life.

We have a garbage chute!

Option No. 64

Dear residents!

You are kindly requested not to let the cat into the entrance, no matter how pathetic it looks. There is a suspicion that he shits on the fourth floor.

Option number 65

For residents with disabilities (both physical and mental) who are not able to take out their garbage, a team of loaders without bad habits offers their services and will always help you cope with waste.

Tel .: 8-000-111-22-33 (Vitaliy)

Call, do not hesitate!

Better hesitate in front of your neighbors and stop littering our entrance.

Option number 66

Dear residents!

Please do not ride bicycles on walls!

Let's keep the walls clean!

Option number 67

Dear smokers!

For your safety, dispose of your butts (gobies) in specially designed jars!

There were times when bulls came to their owner at night and took cruel revenge!

Option number 68

Dear visitors of our café "Podvezdny pivokha"! Clean up the trash after you, otherwise I will turn off the free Wi-Fi.

Option number 69

Dear residents!

We kindly ask you not to relieve yourself of the entrance. And do not blame the cat, she is not so insidious!

Option number 70

Attention!

"Dear" neighbor, who throws feces out of the window every day, wrapped in newspaper!

We, the residents of our entrance and our house, strongly recommend that you leave feces at home and throw them into the toilet. We want to live in a clean entrance, on a clean street of a clean city.

Otherwise, we will complain to the district police officer. For throwing garbage out of a window, a fine is provided in accordance with Art. 6.4 of the Administrative Code of the Russian Federation.

Think not only of yourself, but also of your relatives, for whom such intimate information, which is freely available, will greatly harm both at work and at home.

Neighbors who are still patient with you.

Option number 71

Dear guests of the entrance!

If you come to someone, then call them directly! The residents of our house, of course, will be happy to tell you where to go at midnight!

If you ran into the entrance just like that - to relieve yourself, then you should have with you:

  • passport;
  • money for the repair of the entire entrance;
  • a pair of crutches, iodine, bandages;
  • will.

Welcome to our entrance!

Option number 72

Dear tenants!

Leaving garbage after carelessly throwing waste into the loading valve, as well as storing it on the floor near the garbage chute, you contribute to the reproduction of rodents and insects, thereby creating unsanitary living conditions.

The blatant disgrace on your part in relation to the garbage chute plunges us into a state of shock.

Gentlemen, a garbage chute is not a bottomless abyss, please don’t throw vacuum cleaners, skis, Christmas trees and other “interesting” household items into it.

He is also very offended when, for reasons unknown to us, liquid is poured into him.

It is strictly forbidden to throw construction waste into the chute!

Respect the work of workers serving garbage chutes and staircases.

Sincerely,

LLC "Management Company No. 10"

Option number 73

Gentlemen, residents, guests, neighbors!

Aren't you tired of living in your own waste products ?!

An elevator is a means of lifting you to any floor (whatever your form), your children, friends, relatives, your belongings ... but not a place to urinate, a smoking room, a trash can and a drawing board.

If you suffer from urinary incontinence - wear diapers, now they are made even for adults!

Do you smoke? Smoke at home or outside and eat your cigarette butt! After you, children and non-smokers enter the elevator, who simply suffocate from this cougar. Smoke on health, but not in the elevator!

Garbage is a separate topic! Finding it difficult to carry a small bag to the trash can? Will your hands fall off? Is a beer bottle so heavy for you? Are you pleased to have children, your friends, parents in this meeting?

When I catch a specimen that writes, draws, scratches in the elevator - I will force to wash the entire elevator with a toothbrush!

Adequately furious tenant of this entrance.

Option number 74

Dear neighbors!

Please note that when you smoke on the balcony and throw your cigarette butts down, they end up on the lower balcony!

On which at this time, peacefully snoring, I sleep - Nikita, who is 7 months old and I still have my whole life ahead of me. I do not want to suffer at all from your folly.

If you are short of ashtrays, go to visit apartment no. 64, my mother will definitely give it to you. Thanks!

Your neighbor, Nikita, 7 months old.

Option number 75

A brownie lives in the elevator. You shit in the elevator, he shit under your covers!

Option number 76

Let there be as much dirt in your life as you leave behind on the stairs.

Option number 77

A ceremony was performed on the owner of the garbage bag: the lack of happiness and quality sex for the next 5 years!

Damage can be removed only by self-removal of garbage to the place specially designated for it.

Hereditary witch in the 10th generation.

Option number 78

Dear residents!

Residents of the house bear administrative and criminal responsibility for order and cleanliness in the entrance.

It is forbidden to smoke, drink alcoholic drinks, gather in the evening at the entrance.

Administration.

Option number 79

The janitors were deported! There is no one to clean up the trash!

Take your trash to the trash can outside!

Governing body.

Option number 80

So that the cleaning lady and the janitor take out household waste after you, clean up cigarette butts, urine and feces at the entrance, we will double their salary at your expense.

If everyone is happy, keep piggybacking!

HOA Chairman: R.O.Dudkina

Option number 81

Throw the show-off and garbage in the trash can!

Option number 82

Any rubbish thrown past the designated place will be regarded as an insult towards the public.

Everyone convicted of this act will be provided with a broom and subjected to correctional labor!

Option number 83

Spitting in the elevator!

Be aware that an infection in saliva can cause respiratory problems. Are you still healthy today? Are you sure that only healthy people spit here? Breathe deeply. Everything can change tomorrow!

Option number 84

Night guests of the entrance!

The civilians of this house earnestly ask you to smoke, plump, vomit and shit only in your own entrances!

Who does not understand, that will be explained by the teaching staff!

Option number 85

Stop peeing in the corner!

Otherwise, I will make a conspiracy in the urine - the penis will dry out.

Hereditary witch.

Option number 86

If you throw trash and cigarette butts at the windows,

and you will not clean up after your domestic animals,

then you are not tenants!

Option number 87

Attention!

Video surveillance will be installed in the near future. When it turns out who is shitting in the entrance, photographs with the inscription “Lover of pissing on the porches” will be posted all over the city and there will not be a single person who does not know a piss in the face.

Option number 88

Attention!

You can't shit here!

You're getting sick!

Option number 89

Neighbors who famously threw cans, bottles or something glass there at the youths walking around behind the house on the night of 12/19/2018.

Their hormones are on the scale, but what do you have? Throw glass? Children are walking there!

I sincerely wish you to walk barefoot through the places of former glory, or, for example, accidentally fall into your labors.

Option number 90

Dear neighbors!

Today a burning cigarette butt flew into my room. We kindly ask you not to throw cigarette butts out the window. I can give the beggars an ashtray!

I'll catch the owner of the cigarette butts - …………… (think out the right thing)!

Option number 91

Residents leaving garbage at the entrance!

I will find you and punish you! Can't you bring your garbage to the trash heap 100 meters?

A week later, there will be a video camera on the ground floor, try someone to leave trash.

Option number 92

Dear residents!

Who does not have a trash can at home - get it urgently! Otherwise, for each new thrown cigarette butt, condom, candy wrapper, stub, cotton swab I will say: "So that your hands dry up!"

And they will dry up!

Respect yourself and others.

Option number 93

Attention!

At the request of the tenants, the famous soothsayer Azazella coded the entrance: everyone who litters and urinates in the entrance will get serious problems in life and become impotent.

Be careful.

Take care of your health.

Option number 94

The owner of the cat!

Don't let your pet out into the hallway!

He pees on the rugs.

Option No. 95

Dear residents!

If representatives of a family of people who like to live in slops were found in your family, then the following information applies to you.

If you are unable to carry the garbage to the trash heap, then warn the residents of all floors in advance. In this case, breathing your miasms will become something inevitable and we will all be ready to endure disabled neighbors (with severe and irreversible head diseases).

If you raised your children so stupid that they are not able to understand the difference between an entrance and a garbage can, then be prepared with every bag of garbage thrown on the site to find it on the rug near your door ... And how to find out who is not able to cope with with our waste, we will be able to easily! And don't look for cameras, you won't be able to find them. Professionals work.

All good!

Option number 96

I warn those who want to make a mess! Damn it!

You will suffer from diarrhea whenever you want and when you don't want to. Take the risk to check.

Option number 97

Attention!!!

For the attention of residents and visitors of entrance number 1

From 28.11.2018, entrance number 1 has been bewitched by a hereditary healer!

Persons clogging up the entrance with garbage, sewage, allowing damage to walls, elevators, doors, risk incurring damage to themselves and their offspring (a generic curse up to the 7th knee).

Be vigilant and responsible! Do not harm yourself and your loved ones by irresponsible attitude to public property!

Option number 98

Our unscrupulous neighbors!

Be so kind as to replace the sawdust in your head with brains and stop shitting where you live.

Dispose of your waste in a trash chute or container.

Option number 99

For those who litter in this entrance, the devils have already found a hotter boiler!

Option number 100

Dear dogs!

We kindly ask you to take your owners outside to relieve themselves! Enough shit in the entrance, there is already nothing to breathe.

Option number 101

Dear neighbors from apartment (presumably) # 163, keeping bear houses.

If your pet once again imposes a pile on me on the rug at the entrance to the apartment, then I will take revenge on you and fuck you no less than your unknown beast.

Today we will find ways to defeat garbage in the entrance and study methods of influencing neighbors.

So, at the time of this writing, I have not figured out the neighbors who throw garbage in the entrance. After all, I’m not a detective, and there’s no time to do this, and the stuffing, as I already mentioned, is done either late in the evening or early in the morning.

Garbage in the entrance: methods of struggle

In my case, everything seemed easier than easy - the desired one of the three neighbors. However, I didn’t want to offend anyone, especially if I didn’t want to.

At the same time, I don’t want to endure the garbage on the staircase either - it’s both the smell and dissonance that arose when looking at the big picture.

Okay, I conducted a survey among my acquaintances and received, to choose from, several options for dealing with neighbors-pigs! Than I will share with you!

By the way, you can add to the list in the comments to this article!

Methods for dealing with debris in the staircase:

  1. post a garbage notice in the entrance, with a request not to leave garbage
  2. have a fight with the pig neighbors
  3. prop the door with rubbish
  4. scatter garbage on the staircase
  5. piss into a garbage bag (possible with the involvement of guests)
  6. set fire to package
  7. pour ammonia into a bag of trash
  8. store packages on your balcony, and then block the door of your neighbor-pig with them
  9. CCTV camera (advice from Anna)

Let me remind you once again to those who doubt that garbage in the entrance may not appear - if you do not want to take it right away, it can be stored on the balcony.

Yes, especially in winter, it will freeze perfectly there and will be ready for transportation.

Of the methods listed above, I especially liked points 5 and 7, for several reasons:

  • there is no need to look for someone to blame, to guard the moment of injection
  • there is no need to argue with someone and spoil your mood, and even waste time

However, these two methods, I decided to resort to as a last resort! In the meantime, he chose a more liberal and designed for adequate neighbors.

Garbage notice at the entrance: an example

So, I chose - garbage notice in the entrance. He hastily typed the ad and pasted it on the wall of the staircase by the mailboxes.

The place was not chosen by chance - there, as a rule, local residents slow down to see, at least, the availability of receipts for housing and communal services.

You can also download a garbage notice in the entrance and stick it on yourself, if trouble overtook your entrance:

https: //site/wp-content/files/obavlenie_musor.pdf
The second garbage notice was pasted on his site - where one of the three neighbors leaves his garbage.

The effectiveness of the method from paragraph 1: 3 out of 5

The fact is that garbage was left at the entrance on the third and fifth floors. I posted the announcement on the 2nd. And this means that all residents should have seen it - glued it at a level just below the eyes.

However, although everyone is literate, some people, apparently, cannot read. I made this conclusion due to the fact that on the 3rd floor they stopped displaying garbage, and on the 5th floor, as always, they continued to delight with stinking packages.

That is why the effect was incomplete! And therefore the score is 3 points!

I will say more, the neighbors even edited the ad, with red paste, as if the commas were more important than the appearance of their stench in the entrance.

In any case, I concluded that they were penetrated, deep enough. And if not, then I will continue my research, because we still have plenty of ways at our disposal!

If you have experience with pig neighbors, go ahead in the comments: take a photo of the garbage in your porch and attach to the comments.

By the way, those who leave rubbish in the entrance - you, too, speak more boldly in the comments!

Perhaps you have remained misunderstood by us, your neighbors!

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Even in the entrance, where cleaning is systematically carried out, it is difficult to achieve cleanliness, when residents of the same house constantly litter, violate order, leave inscriptions on the walls, while not noticing their guilt.

How to deal with such neighbors and what to do if it is not the neighbors who are littering and disturbing the order, but strangers?

Outlined and dirty elevators and entrances - a situation close to many homeowners in high-rise buildings. At the same time, some of them persistently clean themselves, and some of them hire cleaning companies, paying for the services at their own expense.

And while sweeping the trash and washing the windows is easy, rubbing the graffiti on the walls and in the elevator is hard work. The methods of struggle, in such cases, unfortunately, are not varied. The only way you can fight is to write an ad.

To reach your constantly littering neighbors, your ad must be compelling. Contact not specific individuals, but all residents of the specified house. Invite everyone to the cleanup to get others involved in the cleanup.

The invitation must include information about the date, time and place of cleaning, whether it be the entrance or the adjacent territory. Also indicate which apartment and the owners are initiators of the cleanup.

On the appointed day, there will be at least a few assistants. Be sure to write down the names and apartments of those who responded to your proposal. After cleaning, write an ad with the following content:

“The house was cleaned with the participation of apartments (list numbers) on Saturday, such and such a date. We kindly ask you not to litter and respect other people's work. "

If, despite these actions, litter continues in the entrance, you will have to move on to radical actions, which may even entail appeals to higher authorities.

How to draw up an invitation to a Saturday cleanup correctly

The first step in interacting with neighbors on the issue of cleanliness is to write an announcement about a clean-up day. It may look like this:

“Dear residents of the house! You, like us, tenants of apartment N, probably don't like living in a filthy entrance and courtyard. We propose to hold a clean-up and beautification of our joint property. Saturday clean-up is held on the N day of the N month at (time). Let's put our house in order together. "

Since you are taking the initiative, stock up on inventory - uninitiated neighbors may even hesitate to go out, and when they see that there is work for them, they can join. Be sure to write down everyone present at the clean-up, take a photo before and after work. After subbotniks, meetings among those present are effective.

By organizing such a meeting, you can invite tenants to keep the house clean and involve other residents in the house to clean, or at least motivate them not to litter. If residents support your initiative for further maintenance of the house and territory, write down the abstracts of the meeting and collect the signatures of those present with the names and numbers of apartments.

Additional measures

An additional key to cleanliness in the entrance can be measures to protect it. Often, people or companies who come to visit your neighbors who have accidentally entered the staircase become the cause of blockages in the stairwell.

A good way to stop strangers walking, who drink, smoke or litter in the entrance, is video surveillance or a lock on the entrance door.

To install video surveillance, you need the consent of your neighbors. You need to hold a meeting, collecting signatures from the neighbors that they agree to the installation of video surveillance at your entrance.

If the meeting failed, go through the apartments and ask for signatures this way. In any case, you are not allowed to install the equipment yourself. But having secured at least a dozen signatures, there is no doubt about the legality of the event.

Having installed video surveillance, you can record the faces of violators of cleanliness and their actions. Ask a specific person not to litter. If he ignores this request, you can use the captured photos as evidence when contacting your home's service providers.

Order maintenance announcement

After a volunteer clean-up, you will need one more announcement. It, in general, should become the final point of your physical actions to organize order.

The ad may look like this:

“Dear residents of the house N! Please note that the order in the entrance and the courtyard was put in order on the N date of this month by the tenants of the apartments (list). Please keep the house in order, respect other people's work. We will be glad if you join the cleaning at the next cleanup, which will be announced in advance. "

If video surveillance was installed at the entrance, this should also be indicated in the ad:

"We also ask you to pay attention to the fact that video surveillance was installed at the entrance of the N number to maintain order and general peace of mind of the residents of the house."

The very presence of such an announcement at the entrance can stop the blockage, since no one wants to be photographed.

Drastic measures

The practice of solving problems arising on the basis of communal living shows that such a sequence of actions usually leads to understanding between neighbors. Sometimes, initiative neighbors continue to carry out subbotniks and cleanings despite the fact that someone is constantly littering, and sometimes radical measures are applied.

If subbotniks, a request to maintain order and even video surveillance did not stop the violators, you can act in this way:

  • fix the offender, collect a photo to prove the guilt of a specific person living in the house;
  • attach to the photo copies of declarations of cleanliness and cleanliness;
  • attach the minutes of meetings with neighbors, where they confirm their consent to the installation of observation or subbotniks;
  • the collected package of documents is submitted to the management company.

Systematic violations of cleanliness, despite the efforts made by other residents of the house, can become a serious basis for prosecution in court.

The Housing Code regulates the disposal of common house property, the fund of which includes:

  • entrance;
  • staircase;
  • flights of stairs;
  • the territory adjacent to the house;
  • attic;
  • basement;
  • any technical premises.

This property belongs to all property owners in the home equally. If someone is caught and charged with littering, the law defines him as a destroyer of common property.

This means that any abandoned cigarette butt or beer can can be regarded as damage to common property. Such a violation is considered by the court from the filing management company or the chairman of the house council. The offender bears administrative responsibility in the form of a fine or warning.

If the violator did not comply with the court order - did not clean the littered area or did not pay the fine - he could be convicted of failure to comply with judicial acts under the Criminal Code, which is a much more serious violation.

Judicial and household practice

V jurisprudence RF has repeatedly considered cases in which the residents of one of the houses were the plaintiffs with a claim against their neighbors. If obvious facts indicated the guilt of the defendants, the court awarded the defendants community service to clean up or restore the entrance and the adjacent territory for a certain period of time. As a rule, it never came to the application of the Criminal Code.

The use of more loyal methods, such as a personal example in cleaning, an announcement of cleanliness and subbotniks, usually lead to a consensus and order is really maintained at the entrance.

The call with the mention of the presence of video cameras is especially effective. Then the order is violated only by random persons who do not live in the entrance.

Conclusion

The call for cleanliness is a really working method for cleaning up the mess. But, if you do not set your own example, such an ad will have little weight. In some cases, an announcement is sufficient to appeal to the conscience of the neighbors living in the house.

But sometimes you have to resort to radical measures: installing additional equipment, attracting neighbors and going to court.

It is worth starting small, nevertheless - refer to the conscience of littering neighbors. You can compose an ad using the sample provided, or you can compose an appeal yourself, taking into account your neighborhood relations and the characteristics of the contingent living in the house.

The entrance is a common area for all residents, where it is important to keep order. There should be nothing superfluous on the staircase that would interfere with the free passage of people.

But there are neighbors who constantly litter. And requests not to do this do not work for everyone.

According to the legislation, storing garbage in the entrance of the house is prohibited. This applies to construction and household waste, furniture, inventory, cabinets. The territory should be free, and there are specially designated places for garbage. They can be located in the house or outdoors.

There are many ways to deal with offenders. One of them is composing an ad. Place it in a conspicuous place at the entrance of the house.

The address begins with the words "Dear neighbors!" Then follows the main part, where the essence is briefly and clearly stated. It can be written in different ways, the main thing is that it can affect people.

The ad can have a title, but it is not required. Pictures are inserted if desired. You can add the missing label.

Everything looks neater if printed on a computer. At the end, you must sign who made the ad.

Why is it forbidden to put garbage in the entrance

V apartment building trash content is prohibited for many reasons. This violates fire safety regulations. It is prohibited by law to place furniture, flammable substances, equipment in common areas.

Many products that people carry out into porches and balconies are fire hazardous. It is unlikely that anyone will follow them, but due to careless handling of fire, a fire can occur.

A warning is possible for violation of fire safety. A fine is also imposed, the amount of which depends on the degree of damage. The amount of compensation for harm is different for citizens and legal entities... This is determined by the controlling organizations.

Littering up the entrance with rubbish violates the rules for maintaining houses. According to the legislation, staircases require maintenance, repairs, cleaning. On them shifts are necessarily organized.

They can be performed by tenants or a specially hired person. The service organization ensures the sanitary condition. For violation of these obligations, a fine is imposed.

Garbage in the entrance of the house is prohibited due to violation of sanitary and hygienic rules. According to the norms, there should be no trash and dirt in common areas. This applies to stairwells, cages and attics.

Liability involves a fine. Suspension of activity is provided for legal entities and entrepreneurs.

Garbage is a source of dirt, infections, insect breeding. Therefore, littering is not only unpleasant, but also dangerous for residents.

Ways to deal with offenders

If there is a lot of garbage in the entrance of the house, then you can use the following methods of struggle:

  • You need to talk to your neighbor. Perhaps he will understand his guilt and stop throwing trash. You should tell him about the negative consequences of the behavior. Moreover, there is responsibility for everything;
  • You can place an ad at the entrance of the house. Let it be addressed to all neighbors. Many of the tenants will definitely react to this;
  • If all else fails, you should contact the competent authorities. It is necessary to write a statement detailing the problem.

The management company accepts complaints. Each house may have a different name - HOA, ZhSK.

The application should write about the adoption of measures that will prohibit tenants from throwing garbage. Otherwise, everyone, including the management company, will be held liable.

Since this violates safety rules, it is necessary to contact the Russian Emergencies Ministry. Violations of the norms for the operation and maintenance of residential buildings must be filed with the housing authority.

There is also a sanitary and epidemiological service. If there is evidence, the offender will be punished with a fine.

Installation of containers

To ensure order, a container is placed at the entrance or near it. The trash can should be located on a dedicated area with concrete or asphalt pavement. Surrounds it with a curb or green space. The size of the site depends on the number of containers.

The tanks should be located at a remote place from homes, children's organizations, sports grounds at a distance of at least 20 m and a maximum of 100 m. Management companies ensure the installation of containers, waste disposal, cleaning of the area.

The territory is checked for sanitary conditions. Waste removal is carried out on a regular basis. The cleanliness of the quarter allows people and vehicles to move around freely. For non-compliance with these standards, responsibility is imposed on the management company.

In some houses, the container is located in the entrance area, which makes it dirty there. In this case, the tenants themselves need to be more careful.

The trash can must be cleaned regularly. This can be done by a cleaning lady or tenants. Only if the basic rules of cleanliness are observed, the room will always be well-groomed.

Cleaning standards

To keep the staircase clean, there are 2 options:

  • Hire a cleaning lady;
  • Organize a cleaning schedule yourself.

The requirements for these works are spelled out in the legislation. The duties of housing and communal services employees include sweeping with a damp broom and washing floors. For convenience, a schedule is drawn up according to which a certain list of works is performed every day.

The cleaning area includes a staircase, an elevator and other sections of the staircase. Batteries, mailboxes, window bars are regularly cleaned.

If the complete list of works is not followed, then you need to draw up a claim and submit it to the housing and communal services. If the complaint is ignored, the rent should be recalculated.

The appeal can be submitted to the administration or the housing inspectorate. If they cannot solve the problem anywhere, then a claim is filed in court. To do this, you need to have a drawn up certificate of refusal to provide services.

Compliance with cleanliness

A house that has been equipped for a long time already has its own rules for cleaning. If something does not suit you, then you can change them in the future. It is all the more important to get along with neighbors.

You can try talking to the tenants about cleaning. It is advisable to organize a meeting of tenants, where this issue will be resolved. This will help the announcement.

First, you should decide on a list of works. It usually consists of sweeping, mopping, wet cleaning. The rest is optional.

Many of the entrances are well equipped, so additional measures will be required to maintain cleanliness. You can be on duty for everyone in turn, then common room will always be okay.

Then you need to decide on the frequency of cleaning at the entrance. The schedule must be posted in a conspicuous place. Regular cleaning is carried out constantly, and general cleaning - 1-2 times a year. Prepare inventory and cleaning supplies.

Self cleaning

An individual type of cleaning is selected in each house. You can hire a cleaning lady who will come every day to clean the area. In this case, you will have to solve the material issue, because money is required for wages employee and expendable funds. Monthly cleaning supplies will be required.

It will be easier to resolve all issues if you appoint a responsible person. His responsibility is the work of performing and supervising the performance of cleaning and payment.

It is possible to order the services of cleaning companies that clean the premises with high quality. You just need to conclude a contract, but you also have to pay for this work.

The simplest option for organizing cleaning is independent work. This is best decided in a meeting. At this event, it is necessary to gather all tenants so that there are no further questions.

It is advisable to choose a controlling person who will be able to resolve the disputes that have arisen. It is important to decide on the list and frequency of work.

Everyone should be aware of the responsibility for the improper performance of duties. Plates can serve as a reminder. It is better to resolve all controversial issues peacefully, because the neighbors have to live under one roof for a long time. If everything is organized, then no one will dare to litter at the entrance.